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Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Who's that then? Well, I got better. The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.

We want a shrubbery!! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. I am your king. I'm not a witch. Who's that then? Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical!

Well, I got better. I have to push the pram a lot. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Did you dress her up like this? Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!

And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. I'm not a witch. Bring her forward! We found them. Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!

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